sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to exit the back of a pickup truck. [via]

how to enter the back of a pickup truck:

willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

(Source: fortscrotum, via withmyeverything)

Aw poor baby!

(Source: kanbarus, via withmyeverything)

Happy 3rd birthday to our little #dog #disarray! #booboo

Happy 3rd birthday to our little #dog #disarray! #booboo

citizenwasp:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   


Being john malkovich vibes

citizenwasp:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Being john malkovich vibes

(Source: urbnite, via noelanthony)

(Source: maidmarians, via ipreferpencil)

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

(via a-little-high-strung)

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

What’s with the UFO in the first few seconds?

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